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Creepy Wally! You Should Be Kept On A Leash!

Mildred handing Creepy Wally his hat

The Creepy Wally is named after a character in a movie entitled, “Mildred Pierce”. During a pivotal scene, Wally was all over Mildred like a cheap suit.

It puzzles me that women have been dealing with this issue (attack) since lust first started (when Eve ate the forbidden fruit). We still don’t have an effective game plan for working together to thwart Creepy Wally before things get out of hand.

By now, there’s enough experience in the world for people to band together and figure out a strategy for handling it.

Back off, Creepy Wally!

The Creepy Wally attack isn’t just for #metoo encounters.

People who are overly inquisitive (nosy), who take up too much space in your life, watch your every move, demand to know where you are, need you to be constantly available, etc. are also using the Creepy Wally attack against you.

You can never relax or take your guard down around this person.

dramaguru revelation 22 creepy wally by cheryl ragsdale

As an attack, the Creepy Wally can be used in a multitude of ways by anyone (male or female) to cause disruption (offensive) or to fight back (defensive).

But, before you launch any attack, go to neutral and carefully consider the consequences of your next series of moves.

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

DramaGuru attacks are not gender specific. They are martial arts based. Therefore, the Creepy Wally attack falls under:

  1. Wrestling, to smother and pin down
  2. Jiu Jitsu, to block movement and control limbs

Please, don’t use attacks in isolation. This game is based on mixed martial arts (MMA). You won’t win by pulling a “lucky” card. You have to understand the concept of getting “position before submission”.

Mildred vs Wally

From ThatGirlisFunny2: “Wally’s taking liberties by being overly friendly and acting like he’s king of the hill. But, on the other hand, Mildred Pierce allows him in — even though she’s wearing her house coat. But, once he barges in, he turns into Mr. Creepy! He’s working several assumptive moves, stringing them together and giving Mildred no room to breathe.

Mildred uses her voice and her witty repartee to try to control Wally, but to no avail. He continues to insinuate himself into her personal space. Hovering too close. Being creepy.” For more images and explanations, click Creepy Wally: “I am a Romantic Guy, not a Wolf.”.

To see how Mildred loses — and then gains control of the situation, watch the video below. And check out her stance as she hands Wally his hat and maintains a tight hold on the knot of the belt tying her robe (screenshot image at the top of this post.)

The long version of this post was originally published on thatgirlisfunny2.com

More Creepy Wally posts can be found under the Creepy Wally tag on thatgirlisfunny2.com or on the Creepy Wally tag on clockingyou.com

Want to see more cards? Click the link for the entire first set of DramaGuru Revelation cards (total of 66)

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